Why is the universe currently against me? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
when my mom’s friend talk to me on fb. I’m like “No lady I don’t remember you changing my diaper when I was 6 month. Unfortunately God didn’t give me a elephant memory”
HELLO MY OLD FRIEND
I forgot my password and didn’t feel like reseting the password. But now i’m back
PMS
Eating four cheese hot pockets, then german chocolate cake and going through facebook and being a psychotic girlfriend! :D
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(Source: socratitties, via frickyeah1990s)
